petition to add a “why” button
because some posts are just like
why
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
(Source: chanfors)
Engelbert Humperdinck is older than 22 of the countries that entered Eurovision. Not the acts, the actual countries!
For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.
(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it)
the only reason the other countries aren’t voting for us is because they’re jealous.
because we are the United Kingdom.
That’s right, a Kingdom.
- most people: lol lazy sunday
- me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
Shouting out to the funny fucker weather man on BBC
“Well we might not have won Eurovision, but we sure beat most of Europe in a game of weather today!”
4 for you BBC weather man, you go BBC weather man!
